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can someone write a book about this
people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen
like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing


so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”


we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.





Hiccup jumping of Toothless like a badass!

I really loved this part becuase they’re bonding is so beautiful and this dork comes along jumping off his dragon like I CAN DEFY GRAVITY MOM!

He really is making up for a childhood of missed “MOM MOM DID YOU SEE DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID” moments in one dorky skydive.


Pocket Princesses 120: Scotland for Nay.
Merida, ya numpty…
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"There’s this issue you’re not allowed to discuss: that women are needy. Men can go for longer, more happily, without women. That’s the truth. We don’t, as little boys, play at being married - we try to avoid it for as long as possible. Meanwhile women are out there hunting for husbands."

                                                                              -Steven Moffat [x]

I just want to frame that and hang it on the wall of every Moffat apologist, so they can wake up and look at that every morning. 


if you’re reading this i’m beautiful


i marked this broken fan so i could set it in the hallway and one of us would remember to throw it away tomorrow but i immediately got really sad because it makes it look like it absolutely hates itself


women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman




sixteen year olds should not be having mental break downs during the second week of school

do you mean the second day